Stuffed & Rolled Turkey Breast

This makes a delicious, moist turkey breast... And it looks pretty if you're a better "wrapper" than I am.

*Note to chef: you'll need kitchen twine. Or if you discover that your cats have destroyed your kitchen twine, as I did, thin hemp twine works just fine.

-1 turkey breast, skinned and boneless but not sliced in any way (I couldn't find one, so I had to buy the whole shebang--the chest of a turkey, basically--and seperate the breasts myself
-1 package full fat cream cheese
-1 package (2 C) shredded mozzie cheese
-1 large onion or 3 small onions, minced
-2 Tbls garlic, minced
-2-3 Tbls olive oil
-1 C. frozen spinach, thawed, with all the water squeezed out
-approx. 1 Tbls each of your favorite fresh herbs--I used basil, marjoram, oregano, thyme, chives, parsley, and tarragon
-salt and pepper to taste
-vegetable oil
-1-2 Tbls sugar

1. Prep your turkey breast: butterfly it and gently pound between 2 sheets of Caran wrap until about 1/2" thick. Curse if it helps you. Don't put too much swing behind the meat hammer though, or you'll tear through the breast. There ain't no patchin' meat, kiddos!
2. In a skillet, saute the onion and half of the garlic in the olive oil until translucent.
3. Combine skillet and cream cheese in a medium-sized bowl. Rest 1 minute, and then stir until cream cheese is completely melted.
4. Add your herbs and the remaining garlic. Stir. Add the spinach and stir well. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
5. Spread the filling over the flattened breast--the turkey's, you horn-dogs--making sure to leave 1/2" around the edge bare.
6. Now put your back into it and roll that puppy... Be careful not to get excited and squeeze too hard or your filling will go everywhere.
7. Tie the roll every inch with the twine. Tuck ends under if you can, and tie a bit of twine lengthwise to keep the filling from coming out the ends of the roll.
8. Put your roll into a loaf pan and lightly coat with vegetable oil. Use your fingers! Then sprinkle the sugar over the rolled breast. Season with salt and pepper.
9. Bake at 325 degrees for 2 hours, turning every 30 minutes.
10. After you remove the turkey from the oven, tent with foil and rest 15 minutes. Then slice and serve.

Yummy!

Jessie's Full Fat Lasagna

Equipment:
-1 big skillet, preferably non
-stick-1 large bowl
-1 large/medium bowl
-1 wooden spoon
-1 9x13 glass baking dish
-aluminum foil
-your fingers

Ingredients:
-1 Lb. ground turkey (not white)
-1 Lb. Italian Style turkey sausage
-coarse sea salt to taste (a three fingered pinch)
-pepper to taste
-garlic powder to taste (about an 1/8 tsp.)
-8 oz. full fat give you a heart attack but you have a smile on your face Philadelphia cream cheese (this is the secret ingredient) at room temperature (or close)
-8 - 12 oz. full fat ricotta cheese
-2 C. shredded mozzi cheese (better if you get a round and shred it yourself)
-1 - 1 1/2 C. shredded parmeggiano reggiano cheese (yes, you should use the expensive kind, not the kraft shredded parmesian)
-2 jars Bertolli Olive Oil and Garlic marinara sauce
-1 package no-boil lasagna noodles
-dried basil or 1 C. loosely packed fresh basil leaves
-cooking spray

1. Heat oven to 375. Lightly spray baking dish with cooking spray.
2. In cold skillet, dump ground turkey. Break apart with wooden spoon. Squeeze sausage out of casings into skillet, mix well with ground turkey. Sprinkle with sea salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Cook thoroughly, stirring occasionally, about 12-15 minutes. Don't worry about draining it.
3. While meat is cooking, combine cream cheese, ricotta, shredded mozzerella, and shredded parmeggiano reggiano in medium bowl. Mix it with your fingers until well blended and you've got mush under your nails.
4. When meat is done, pour it into large bowl. Pour two bottles of sauce over meat and mix well.
5. Pour 2-3 C. of meat sauce into glass pan. (Pour just enough to cover the bottom well.) Add a layer of pasta, overlapping the sheets slightly. Add another 1-3 C. meat sauce. Spread over pasta.
6. Take handfulls of the cheese mixture, mash them flat with your palms, and spread loosely over meat sauce. They don't need to cover the whole thing totally, or overlap. They'll melt and join together.
7. Sprinkle a good dose of basil over the top. You want lots, but you still want to see the cheese beneath!
8. Add another layer of meat, pasta, meat, and remaining cheese. Sprinkle just a little with basil for looks.
9. Cover with aluminum foil and bake 30 minutes.
10. Uncover pan and cook an additional 15 minutes.
11. If top is not yet brown, put under the broiler for 3-5 minutes.
12. Let sit at least 15 minutes before serving. Even better if you make this 24 hours or more ahead of time and then reheat/serve. The flavors mingle even more.